“How are your grades?”
“Are you seeing anyone yet?”
“When are you planning to get married?”
“What do you do for work? How’s the pay?”
“Why are you still watching cartoons at your age? (disapproving-face.jpg)”
Image text: “Quick, do something with your invincible Star Platinum!”
Yare yare DA☆ZE—let’s see how the Hamon warriors and Stand users answer! (Strikes another JoJo pose.)1
1. What do you do for work these days?
Image text—sidebar: “What do you do for work these days?” Subtitle: “Giorno Giovanna would rather become a ‘Gang-Star.’”
2. Are you seeing anyone?
Image text—sidebar: “Are you seeing anyone?” Subtitles: “I spent my youth with DIO.”
Image text: “It’s me, DIO!”
3. You’re planning to get married soon, aren’t you?
Image text—sidebar: “You’re planning to get married soon, aren’t you?” Subtitle: “But I refuse!”
4. How are your studies going? Where did you rank in the exams?
Image text—sidebar: “Where did you rank in the exams?” Subtitles: “The word I hate most is ‘effort.’ In second place: ‘Try your best.’” On-screen countdown: “31 days until the rings dissolve.”
Image text: “I brought tequila! Can you let me in?”
5. A raise and a promotion this year, right?
Image text—sidebar: “A raise and a promotion this year, right?” Subtitle: “I, Yoshikage Kira, just want to live a quiet life.”
6. Still watching cartoons at your age?
Image text—sidebar: “Still watching cartoons at your age?” Subtitle: “Yes, I am!”
Finally, here’s wishing you all a new year that feels absolutely fantastic. May every day feel like this:
Image text: “It’s just like greeting New Year’s morning in a brand-new pair of underwear.”
Josuke, your hair is the most…#T^*（@￥。
Original editor’s note:
Image text: “Quietly leaving a like.” / “bite the dust”